There might come a point if it hasn’t happened already where Big Brother just comes to regret sending uber dolt Jade Goody and her family back in the house. In fact there might be a point where Jade Goody might regret it herself.

It seems like she has been the darling of the stupid set for what seems like forever. Yet however challenged she may or may not be in the brains department she has demonstrated a sufficient capacity for being guided to reinvention by whoever it is who pulls the strings to milk the cash cow.

However this little sojourn into the Big Brother might prove to be more damaging in the long term. Especially in light of the fact that she has now been at least indirectly responsible for the departure of not one but two members of the latest household. First Donny went over the wall rather than serve the Goody family in slavish capacity while yesterday everyone’s favourite grave dodging British almost porn film maker Ken Russell bowed out following a somewhat incomprehensible tongue lashing from the ‘East Angular’ girl.

Ken was of course in terms of the task in the wrong, as a member of the extended Goody family he was not allowed to do anything for himself (that was the job of the servants, Sayer, Rocos et al). Ken made himself a light snack and set about sitting down to eat it. Witnessed by Goody, she promptly blew her stack as only Jade can and before you know it she was tearing strips off…lets face it an old man who in all truth didn’t really give a toss about the rules.

Jade however continued to lay in, aided and abetted by her no mark boyfriend and the cantankerous plasticated wreck that is her mother. A woman with a voice like a slowed down gravel drive. So far her contribution to the house has been to fart with such ferocity that she has managed to blaze a hole in the atmosphere above the house.

Elsewhere the removal of the brighter sparks from the house has left it a decidedly quieter place. Leo Sayer’s eccentricities and his desire to be liked have as I suspect become irksome.

Last nights dinner party saw Jade’s grandparents brought into the house that further dulled my interest. As the likes of Jermaine Jackson sat around looking a touch perplexed as two old dears and their generational siblings discussed the niceties of “farting in bed” and “dutch ovens”. Thankfully they weren’t permanent additions.

Now Ken has gone there has been a minor reshuffle with H being moved out of the servants quarters and into the main house to enjoy a life of luxury with the company of the Goody’s. One has to wonder just which fate is worse.

My favourite to leave come eviction time is now set as Jade’s boyfriend Jack, my favourite to crack…Leo.

Stay tuned.