Big Brother being what it is and introducing two new housemates into the main residence showed a sting in the tail the other night as he declared that one of the original housemates had to make like Elton John and be “Sac er eee ficed” by losing his or her housemates status and move next door with the remaining peasants and become a halfway house member.

What with it being a tricky few days for him, Ziggy volunteered for the job, probably in a bid to make himself look a bit more selfless and less of a wanker than he has done over the whole Channelle business. It made for priceless telly as the housemates tried to talk him out of going, Brian volunteered to take the bullet (bless) but Ziggy was having none of it.

It was almost reminiscent of the moment Han Solo was dipped in Carbonite as he morosely made his way to the diary room door and the housemates looked on all doey eyed. For God’s sake he’s only moving house, its not like they’re going to string him up by his neck or anything.

As for the new housemates, I remain unimpressed, Kara Louise still looks like her genes have been spliced from a chimp and a horse and David Dickinson and David simply wants to be there too much. I nominate him to be voted out at the first opportunity (I also reserve the right to change my mind over him at the first opportunity if I so please).

As the night wore on and Ziggy settled in with the Jonty, Ami and the old slapper Shanessa (please don’t take your clothes off again). Still there is more drama to come as it looks like more housemates will be undergoing transplant back and forth between houses and the nominations this week will have something of a twist…for a change.