James Blunt has a new single ‘Stay The Night’ out on the 25th October as a prelude to his third album ‘Some Kind Of Trouble’. One can only presume that Blunt’s frankly gargantuan record sales come from a demographic that has long since forsaken any level of musical inquisition or perchance the blue rinse squad who secretly dream of a knee trembler with the ex military man down at the rest home while they gaze into the middle distance and the embers of their lives are gradually snuffed out by unfeeling carers who have yet again forgot to bring them their tea..

…where was I. Yeah, nowt new here kids. I’d sooner dab at my eyes with hot soldering irons than listen to it again.