Channelle made the night all about her tonight, typically short of attention now there was some new blood in the house, she went to the diary room and declared she wanted to go “huuuurme”. At that point I would have said, “right then love, fuck off and don’t let the door hit you on the way out”.
Big Brother however applied stalling techniques in a bid to keep her in the house but she seemed resolute in her decision. I suspect she was trying to call everyone’s bluff in a bid to keep the limelight on her. It was clear just watching how she was reacting that she was aaaaaabsolutely loooooving the fact that all eyes were on her. Silly little sod.
Ziggy acted all morose about the whole thing and like the rest of the housemates tried to talk her into staying in the house, but while the drama was running high she was milking it like a maid with a herd of cows. Gerry cried theatrically (always funny) while Brian meanwhile insisted on showing Shanessa his penis (yes, ladies a woman who worked in the sex industry has now officially confirmed….it’s bloody massive). In the halfway house meanwhile Jonty revealed he had eaten his own veruccas in the past, he told his compatriots this little story and laughed like The Joker. Sweet Jesus, what’s the odds this guy gets locked up for something bad within the next five years. I mean spanking fetishes and teddies are one thing, but that giggly comic book laughter and eating bits of your own infected skin are another entirely.
Big Brother continued to erode Channele’s intention to leave by using a softly softly approach (do you really want to leave through the back door?) so she was in and out of the diary room like a bloody yo yo (once to get a stuffed toy and then possibly to collect the brain cells she had left under her pillow). I reiterate she was loving it! If she ends up staying, do me a favour and vote her out on Friday!
On one of her many jaunts back into the house Ziggy of course couldn’t resist sticking his tongue in her mouth for good measures and then singing on the sofa for dramatic effect (badly). Liam meanwhile showered with the twins (nice).
Next up for the housemates to meet from the Halfway house was Kara Louise, she looks like a tanned posh monkey with the teeth of a horse don’tcha know. I took an instant dislike to this one because quite frankly it saved time. Ziggy asked her “in the eyes of the outside world, how am I doing?”. Well Ziggy, you’re a cross between Cliff Richard and Darren Day with your crinkly eyes and love rat demeanour. That’s how you’re doing. Not very good then.
Channelle meanwhile was back in the diary room to see the psychologist in another stalling tactic from Big Brother, they know as well as you do that she was stalling for time and attention and her situation would be reappraised tomorrow (yawn!).
The night concluded with a pool party, with Shanessa showing us a body that nobody in their right mind would want to see. A stumpy little sex worker from Wales with more heading South than the flood waters we’ve all experienced recently. I suspect her chances of getting might have been impeded by her desperate shows of nudity. Oh dear.
