I used to go backwards and people would smile, now I seem to just go forwards and people still smile. Try a London secret this weekend.
Addiction's fortnightly free party may soon be coming to an end but that's not a goodbye - in fact it's room to manoeuvrer.
Joey Negro and CJ Mackintosh, both driving forces in the global dance music scene for over 15 years, have been secured as exclusive 2006 residents.
Clubbing is great in clubs but if you want to try something a little different get on the Thames... and don't miss the boat!
Veryveryverywrongindeed and Twist are two parties combining to provide London's clubbers with a series of special Sunday parties.
iLike... is the monthly iPod party that turns the punter into the DJ and creates wars inside the music industry.
3 pairs of tickets to give away to club night Xtravagant.
Not seeing enough celebs at your local? Give the Embassy Club in London a go.
Ever wondered what it's like to have people stare at you while you are... er... you know? Or how about watching others... er... you know. Dean takes us on a ride through London's darkest clubs.