So it's the end of The End. After all these years it seems as though the dancefloor has worn away.
I used to go backwards and people would smile, now I seem to just go forwards and people still smile. Try a London secret this weekend.
Brandon Block on his mobile with his Mum nearby. His Mum doesn't say anything but he certainly doesn't keep too quiet.
Not seeing enough celebs at your local? Give the Embassy Club in London a go.
Much like negotiating Oxford Street at this time of year one cannot go against the current.
All those shananigans for one big night. Is it worth it?