Goddammit, the fire in the Big Brother house has been well and truly put out. Charley land slid to the oblivion that is eviction leaving the housemates to deal with Tracey for another week. Do you people learn nothing, where’s our conflict going to come from now? How smug and glib is Chanelle going to be now her nemesis has been thrown to the baying mob?

Well, in a bid to keep our interest Big Brother has introduced a halfway house. A new addition to the house that takes the form of a dormitory and basic living environment for five potential new housemates.

Still getting back to Charley, she got over 85% of the votes, and took the walk to perhaps one of the loudest receptions you could expect to here in Big Brother history and folks…they weren’t cheering. She might be a pain in the arse but she sailed through a sea of negativity with a certain air of invulnerability.

Sooo…that’s Charley out, but who goes in?

Ami the glamour model was the first new housemates to go in, dressed in well precious little actually. Next up was Jonty a 36 year old virgin who likes any gender spankings apparently (token dweeb). Vanessa was next (can anyone say old slapper). While fourth was David a somewhat arty camp guy who judging by his might be something of a bitch to replace the departing Charley. Finally Kara Louise, more token posh totty to even up the standing in the house (and a possible foil for Channelle when it comes to the subject of Ziggy.

Big Brother then explained that the new housemates were by no means secure in their positions in the house. The existing housemates would now have the opportunity to decide which two halfway residents would get to join them in the house.

David was the first housemate to enter the main house…stay tuned.