For every party, there will be a bombsite location the day after. You know what its like, puke in the sink. Cigarette burns on the soft furnishings, food trodden into the carpet. Puke in the sink, lipstick on the mirror, puke in the sink.

You get the picture.

Big Brother woke the housemates in a sheepish, somewhat hungover fashion (noted in his voice, he did sound like he had been out on the lash). The house meanwhile looked like a pitched battle had taken place within it. It was going to be down to the housemates to clear up the mess that included a huge dollop of jelly on the grass, and all manner of nastiness in the carpet and furniture.

There was a twist though, the housemates who had been the entertainers the day before got the day off while those who had enjoyed the good graces of being invited to the Big Brother party now found themselves being the ones who were charged with clearing up the subsequent mess.

Actually getting the housemates assigned to the clear up operation out of bed and into action looked like it was going to be the task in itself. Ziggy, Gerry, Sam and Amanda and Nicky looked like they needed physically peeling from their beds such was their unwillingness to face the task (and you wouldn’t blame them, it really was a shithole). Still eventually they set about their task albeit with somewhat grouchy spirit.

Carole of course being the house matriarch wanted to get involved in the cleaning up, however as an entertainer she was not allowed to take her place in this thankless task. In an effort to dissuade her from getting involved Big Brother made her wear a pair of boxing gloves that meant handling washing up items was something of impossibility.
Charley was making…well a right proper Charlie of herself again, it would seem her continuous referral to her outside experiences was wearing thin and it was leading her into subtle shades of conflict with other members of the house, namely Carole and Ziggy. For once the cracks in her indominatable spirit were starting to show as she backed down against them when they questioned her unwillingness to tidy up a mess on the table she had created. Perhaps now her power in the house was beginning to drop, she had already shown she could alienate Brian, were the others following suit.

Nicky was given a secret mission to play ‘stand up comedian’ for the housemates in order to win them a take away meal. Getting the assembled parties to stand still in the garden while she reeled off jokes was no mean feat, because a) nobody likes her b) she’s a witch and c) nobody likes her (a point worth repeating). Still she did manage to complete the task with a crap joke or two.

Next up Gerry had to answer questions on Greece/Grease (the musical) in a bid to win alcohol for the housemates. After getting caught with a trick question he did manage to win some booze for the house although I do think Big Brother’s attempts to mislead him when English isn’t his mother tongue weren’t strictly fair.

Liam proved to be the house flirt tonight actually disarming Charlie with his debatable charms. We learned he’s no stranger to threesomes and this seemed to surprise some housemates (although Liam professed on the occasions he’d got to do the nasty with more than one girl at a time he too had been surprised). While elsewhere Ziggy looked quite frankly ready to shag Channelle’s brain’s out in the shower (wouldn’t take long though would it). The look on his face as he glanced round before starting to eat the poor girl’s face was nothing less than…satanic.

Prince of darkness or preening twat…you decide.